The cartoon below brutally sums up what award season in Hollywood REALLY looks like.
Savage and 100% accurate:
Does that about sum it up?
The Federalist Papers Reports:
Speaking of award shows, this is hilarious!
The Oscars just announced who their next host will be:
That’s right, there will be no host at this year’s Oscar celebration. Instead of a host, everyone in the room will just bash President Trump and pat themselves on the back for being so “woke.”
From The Daily Caller:
The Oscars are expected to not have a host for the 2019 show.
Kevin Hart was supposed to do it, but fell out of favor after people complained about tweets from years ago. It was an absurd situation that was embarrassing for people flipping out. Hart also confirmed Wednesday that he was absolutely out. Now, it’s likely there won’t be a host at all. …
Variety was the first one to break the news.
But they accidentally let slip one HUGE detail.
The Oscars are poised to embark on one of the most radical reinventions in the awards show’s long history. For the first time in nearly three decades, the biggest night in movies plans to go without a host, individuals with knowledge of the plans told Variety.
Producers will select a crop of A-listers to introduce various segments instead of relying on one marquee name to kick things off in a monologue filled with Trump zingers, said the insiders.
The producers and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the group behind the Oscars, are scrambling to line up top talent needed to carry the telecast, which is just six weeks from airing live — on Feb. 24 — from Hollywood’s Dolby Theatre. Hand-wringing at the Academy has been palpable.
As it stands, no new offers are out, nor are any expected to be made to a single potential host to fill the void left by Kevin Hart, who dropped out within hours of being selected when he refused to apologize for his past homophobic remarks that had resurfaced on Twitter.
From the start, the Oscars will be nothing more than an anti-Trump snoozefest.
You’ve heard of the “two-minute hate” from Orwell’s 1984?
Well, just wait for the “four-hour hate” courtesy of this year’s Oscars!